The “Holy God Yes YES YES!!!!11one” Award

To all Gators everywhere. National champions. Joy.

Also, put Chris Leak in the Ring of Honor, he has earned it.
(it’s possible I originally posted this article a few days ago and bolded the entire page. Do not tell Ryan.)
The “Enjoy Some Crow” Award

How does it taste Kirk? To his credit, he was extremely classy about being entirely wrong: complimenting the Gators on their impressive victory after the game. Still, he was incredibly, massively wrong. Like, Joe Theisman level wrong; ouch, that was mean…but true. It’s not just Kirk, how ridiculous does anyone that wanted a rematch look? USC blows out Michigan and UF blows out Ohio State. This is why you cannot have a championship in a vacuum…a rematch would have proven nothing. We now know that both of those teams were vasty overrated.

The “Incredibly Inappropriate Sideline Interview” Award

Chris Myer is something else. First he ruins a proposal after the Fiesta Bowl, and then, at the moment of Reggie Fuckin’ Super-Predator Nelson’s greatest triumph, he asks him about his recently deceased mother. Just wrong and unprofessional. It’s a shame that Nelson did not just kill him on the spot. I wish I had the work ethic to start a letter writing campaign to get the man fired, but alas, I am lazy. The “Best State that Cannot Properly run an Election” Award Florida and Ohio are both infamous for being incapable of running an election properly. But at least Florida is good at sports; we just dominated them at basketball and football. If you cannot be smart, be a jock. We get more chicks this way. That’s right, States get chicks.

The “Kicking them while they’re down” Award

To quote Jarvis Moss “Honestly, we’ve played a lot of better teams than them. I could name four or five teams in the SEC that could possibly compete with them and play the same type of game we did against them.” To semi-quote Reggie Nelson “Ginn is there only fast player, he should have played in the SEC.” Hilarious.

The “Maybe We Should Stop Anointing Everyone as a Genius” Award

Why would Ohio State play such a soft zone against us? It does not make any sense. This is a team that maybe throws deep twice a game, and lives for the short pass. So OSU just surrendered the short game to us all game; it makes no sense. Four quarters of free yardage, five touchdown drives, there is just no explanation whatsoever.

The “Thanks for not burning down the city” Award

This goes to the masses of partying undergrads. Congratulations UF student body, you won with class. No crazy riot stories sneaking out of Gainesville, be proud. We’re classy winners.