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Why Mo Can’t Go: Time Troubles

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Because I love Florida, I’ll wrap up legit reasons why Mo should stay.

Because my good friend Gatorpilot hates Duke, I’ll use J.J. Redick as a sacrificial lamb in this one.

Speights already has conditioning issues from college. And Mo, if you thought that was bad, you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.

Remember, the NBA is much faster paced. Every possession only takes 24 seconds. Every game is 48 minutes instead of 40.
And 36 games isn’t even the halfway point of a pro season.
Let’s not forget the best-of-seven format of the playoffs and the shorter offseason.

If Speights doesn’t develop some endurance quickly, he could go from playing a shade under 25 minutes in college to less than 20 in the NBA, and that’s a generous estimate.

Granted, Redick has issues with the Magic because his skill set has not translated well into the pros. Mo already has the tools, and waiting to use them at the right time can propel him to a higher fate than Redick’s pro irrelevance.

Worst of all, if Speights doesn’t know the kind of mess he’s getting himself into, he could wind up, gasp!, playing for somebody overseas in a few years.

MO, YOU DO…NOT…WANT, TO BE LIKE J.J. YES, I AM YELLING!

And now, for a few ending notes considering the recent news:

#1: Just because Speights declared for the draft doesn’t mean he’s leaving UF for good. Under NCAA rules, he can’t lose his collegiate eligibility until he signs with an agent, which he evidently hasn’t done. By the time it’s all said and done, I think he’ll make the best decision for both himself and the team, whatever it may be.

#2: If Mo is indeed leaving, he picked a great time to have his best game of the season. Getting a career-high in rebounds against UMass never fails to impress the draft scout crowd.

#3: Clocking 30 of 40 minutes in at least two NIT games shows that he has worked on the conditioning issue. Maybe it’s not NBA ready, but he’s aware of his weaknesses.

#4: Adam Allen has already joined the baseball team as a pitcher. If the fates decree that the diamond is clearly the best place for him, the scholarship problem is solved.

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I know you guys hate my guts and everything, but yesterday I told my co-workers that last year’s Florida team would have beat either Memphis or kansas by double digits. I believe that to be true.

Hey, at least I ribbed Duke in this one.

Thanks, Daniel, but I dunno… Memphis looks… LOOKED… pretty tough to me. I’d say Florida wins, but it wouldn’t be a blowout. Just my opinion.

An ‘07 Florida vs. ‘08 Memphis would feature UF’s frontcourt (Noah, Horford, Chris Richard, Mareesse Speights) vs. Memphis’s backcourt (Derrick Rose and Chris Douglas-Roberts).

I think that the Gators would have a huge advantage if Lee Humphrey and Taurean Green got hot from behind the arc.

NCAA March Madness has already included the ‘07 Gators in its historic teams, and there’s no reason not to think that Memphis or Kansas would appear in the 09 installment.

The only advantage i see would have been Rose over Green. Brewer would probably nullify Roberts. Plus, Florida had better disclipline and experience. I didn’t think any of the number one seeds this year were all-time, dominant type teams.

I’d just like to say that skigator is a douchenozzle:

http://gatorsports.com/article/20080408/NEWS/962820578/1056

And ‘96 Kentucky vs. ‘08 Memphis, well, I think we both know how that would end up.

Whoooaa nelly. I don’t think there’s a team in the past 30 years that could have beaten the 96 cats, too much depth, too much experience, too much talent at every position.

Speaking of good at every position, what’s your mom up to Skigator? Sorry, had to get that cheap shot in.

But the 07 Gators would be competitive with nearly every college basketball team of the modern era.

Maybe they couldn’t beat the Unbelievables (if I got it right), but they could keep it close.

Oops, it’s the Untouchables.

Agreed

I guess that is what basketball losers do, huh? Keep talking about basketball long after everyone has gone home and argue over which teams from different eras would have beaten others.

Can we please drop the basketball talk and move onto current sports, leaving Daniel and ESMJR to play their fantasy games and make weak 8th grade “your mama” jokes with each other?

How ’bout them Hawks? They don’t have a lot of room to miss the playoffs.

Just kidding, Ski. The spring game is not far off.

I think logically here, it would seem basketball losers would like to change the subject and talk about the pigskin. Plus dude, I was making your mama jokes in the 4th grade…haha. And that one was pretty good, Gagliano said it was a good idea.

I didn’t say that, Dan, and you know it.

Which reminds me, how come so many of your coaches end up as flops?

Tubby Smith: Ousted out by the student body despite at least one Elite 8.

Rick Pitino: Went to NBA and defected to U-of-L

Eddie Sutton: Got caught with one hand in the money jar and the other with a bottle.

Joe B. Hall: Coached a joyless national championship team and is forever known as “Adolph Rupp’s Replacement”

The Red Baron: Forced to quit due to a mandatory retirement age and died on the night that his alma mater (Which just happens to be Kansas) beat his beloved ‘Cats.

His old blue-blood heart just couldn’t take that final piece of agony, which compounded when his beloved Runts lost to UTEP ten years earlier in what is now known a landmark event for the integration of collegiate athletics.

And then there was Billy D, a year removed from a national title having to answer questions from Greg Gumble on CBS during the tournament cos his Gators didn’t even make it…and got beat by a team coached by a former UK player

Meanwhile, given the aforementioned history of UK coaches, it’s easy to assume that Billy G will find a way to mess up on the job.

Mess up as in win more sec titles, sec games, ncaa games and second most ncaa titles in history? Beat Florida more times than a red headed step child? Win the SEC tourney so many times they call it the Wildcat Invitational? You mean mess up like that? Boy, I hope so.

Wanna know the real reason why UK has so many titles within the SEC?

Because there wasn’t any real competition. If the ‘Cats were in the ACC, I guarantee you that they’d have a fraction of the titles they have now.

Besides, the conference has undergone a radical makeover since the end of your dominance in 1999.

You haven’t even won any of the last four SEC tournaments, for Pete’s sakes.

And many of victories came to those same fluffy SEC teams.

Besides, the Cats could have gotten most of the calls for years anyway. Shaq, Barkley, Pistol Pete, and Nique have all had to cut their teeth on that disgusting reality.

And where’s your NBA success, huh? If you guys are so high and mighty, you should be churning out top-flight NBA talent on a consistent basis.

But not one ex-Cat currently in the NBA scores 15 points a game, not even Tayshaun. The last Cat to even make an NBA All-Star game was Jamal Magloire in 2004, and he averaged a modest 14 and 10. Antoine Walker has had a solid career, but he has faded while draftmates A.I., Kobe, and Steve Nash have continued almost without skipping a beat.

Look at North Carolina with MJ, Worthy, Stack, Rahsheed Wallace, Vince Carter, Antawn Jamison etc.

See all those trophies along the right column of this blog? Welcome to the new world order. Now take a seat.

We’ll have more fans at our spring game than you will at any of your real games. The 15 fastest students are going to race Lou Murphy, Rainey and Thompson to try to win a scholarship. You should try that at UK except the fastest 11 students get to start on offense for the pussycat football team. Maybe then, y’all could at least hang for a couple quarters…

The Hawks will make the playoffs after selecting 3rd in last year’s draft. The reason? they were smart enough to draft a Gator with that pick.

It was just a rumor, but now you guys have both showed your total sports stupidity. First of all, Atlanta is making the playoffs because outside of two teams, the east stinks. Heck, Florida might of even made the playoffs in the east this year. Second, what has Florida ever put in the league? Also, as many “great’ football teams as you’ve had, you’ve only produced a handful of good NFL players. Emmit Smith obviously the best.
Third, during our dominance of the SEC Arkansas won a national title and LSU came close. Heck, even Florida made a final four then. Most would say the league was a lot stronger then than now. Not to mention your first title would have to be considered tainted since the NBA took most of the good high school and young college talent away. Bottom line, you guys made the NIT, something we haven’t done in 17 years. Your football team shouldn’t have even been in the title game against OSU cos you weren’t the best team in the SEC. I see you guys going 8-4 this year and another game at the Outback Bowl. Sure, your program had a good two year stretch, but that’s over, now you’re back where you belong, the NIT.

BTW, Chicago must have gone from a contender to out of the playoffs since they graduated the barbie reject, same with the T’Wolves.

Ummm, Daniel, about the East:

You’re forgetting the 49-29 Orlando Magic in the seeding.

Granted, they’re jus one win better than the 48-31 Nuggets, but records are records.

Plus, they have Keith Bogans. I don’t think you’d want to mess with Keith Bogans.

I’ll bet you’d give your left nut to see UK play in the Outback Bowl, wouldn’t you?

You keep dwelling on our rebuilding year in basketball…we still won more games than UK, and the period since your last title continues to grow with no end in sight. I’ll bet it sucks to live in a state with no professional sports teams? No wonder UK fans are so hung on basketball. If all I had to eat my entire life was crackers, I’d probably become an expert on crackers too. Plus, I’d probably be sore too if Floriad starting coming out with better crackers than I could get.

This year’s football game is going to be UGLY.

oh, and since you are “football retarted,” here’s a sampling of Gators who have succeeded in the NFL, other than Emmitt Smith, the NFL’s all time leading rusher:

Neal Anderson, Fred Taylor, Wilbur Marshall, Jack Youngblood, Ricky Nattiel, Jevon Kearse, Kevin Carter, Chris Collinsworth, Ike Hillard, Darrel Jackson, Terry Jackson, Willie Jackson, Ellis Johnson, Mike Peterson, Erron Kenney, Louis Oliver, Trace Armstrong, Lito Sheppard, Kenyatta Walker, Ben Troupe, Gerrard Warren, Alex Brown, Jeff Mitchell, Brad Culpepper, Wes Chandler.

I think you are better off keeping silent on anything other than basketball….college basketball at that, since you are also a little weka in your NBA knowledge.

As I said, few of those players you mentioned will ever see the hall of fame except when they are touring it. By the way all-knowing middle-age crisis Gator, we played in the Outback bowl a few years back, and just like you guys, we got beat. Your NBA, and sports knowledge in general, is poor and obviously derived from typing in a few words on yahoo. You probably started liking Florida a couple of years ago when they began being good. Anybody who would say the Hawks are a good basketball team is obviously a moron. I forget more about sports in the average day than you know, as obvious by your delusion that weak arm Tebow is going to give you another title. You guys won’t even be first in the SEC east this year after you get beat by Georgia again.

And what have your Cats done in the NBA Hall of Fame, aside from Riley? UK players have 0 MVPs and 0 Finals MVPS. The two most recent championship teams that did have Cats, the ‘04 Pistons and the ‘06 Miami Heat, had Tayshaun Prince, Antoine Walker, and Derek Anderson; the first was solid, the second took a backseat to Shaq and D-Wade, and the third, well, he didn’t do much.

Emmitt Smith has a regular season AND a Super Bowl MVP alone. Take that.

Last time I checked, records in college weren’t determined by professional careers.

That’s true. I’m not going to deny that.

However, it makes logical sense for college basketball powerhouses (UCLA, North Carolina, UConn, Georgetown etc.) to produce top-caliber NBA talent on a consistent basis; if their players are better in college, they should be better in the pros.

Granted, UK has had success in the NBA; if I’m not mistaken, several Rupp proteges were on the powerhouse Boston Celtics teams of the 50’s and 60’s. Pat Riley is no slouch as a coach, leading the Lakers to five titles in the 80’s and a sixth with the Heat two years ago. Tayshaun and Rajon are under-the-radar role players for the East’s top two teams.

However, when it comes to consistently producing elite players in the NBA, the Cats just haven’t impressed.

If anything, the other, “inferior”, schools in the SEC have taken up the slack:

*Shaquille O’Neal (LSU)
*Pete Maravich (LSU)
*Bob Pettit (LSU)
*Charles Barkley (Auburn)
*Dominique Wilkins (Georgia)
*Neal Walk (Florida)
*Mike Miller (Florida)
*Joe Johnson (Arkansas)
*Alvin Robertson (Arkansas)
*Robert Horry (Alabama)
*Latrell Sprewell (Alabama)
*Erick Dampier (MSU)

Here’s a basic 12-man roster of a UK-less all-SEC team. I dare you to churn up a list of 12 (NBA) Cats who can compete adequately with this group; no way, I’ll double dog dare you.

But that same Cat team will fall short with fair and balanced referees. And your long list of NBA failures is highlighted by none other than Sam Bowie: the injury-riddled Blazers center who was actually picked between Michael Jordan and Hakeem Olajuwon.

Kentucky fans hate that Kentucky basketball isn’t the center of the SEC hoops universe anymore. They’re just another b-ball team. “The way it was” ain’t ever going to happen again.

But yeah, they have big crowds who are all really into basketball. That’s something.

And of course, it’s not like the NBA really matters to them or to their recruits.

Why else do you think Daniel would try to avoid the issue?

Simple, because UK’s NBA prowess is an illusion. And with the current era of one-and-done players, it’ll only get tougher.

Mike Miller a star NBA player…ha…that has to be the funniest thing I’ve heard all year. Neal Walk? Eric Dampier? Dude, how long have you watched basketball, I mean really. Walker, Mercer, Anderson, Delk, Prince, Magloire, Mohommed, Jamal Mashburn all had equal if not better careers than anyone you mentioned. Heck, even Scott Padgent’s post NBA career is just as decorated as Mike Miller and Neal Walk. Andrew Declerq would have been a better answer. Still, as much as you guys have improved the past two years, we still have more NBA players in the league. Rondo is better than any player Florida has in the NBA right now including Hortford. Florida, as I’ve said a million times, had a great two-year run. They were blessed with three front court players who knew how to win and didn’t need Billy D. As shown by this year, Billy D is not an elite coach. Florida and Duke have easily had the most on paper talent coming into their program over the past 15 years with the least results. Billy G could have taken your roster this year to the sweet 16. Florida fans are just mad because even when you win, nobody pays any attention to you guys and few consider your two championship teams to be among the top 20 of all time. So be glad football is coming soon. Of course your team’s lack of defense will cost you again this year, but they should still be pretty solid with overhype at qb.

Miller might have not had an All-Star appearance, but he has a higher scoring average for the season than any Cat in the league. Walker was great in his prime, but his lack of conditioning has gotten the better of him as of late. Mercer played for seven teams in nine seasons, and his play deteriorated rapidly from his time with the Pacers. Derek Anderson has suffered through injury problems throughout his career and averages a lowly 12 points a game for his career. Tony Delk’s 9.1 points per game average is even worse, not to mention his Gus Frerotteish tendency to play for a new team every year. Magloire makes it even lower with 8.6 points per game, and he’s only clocked 30 minutes total with the Mavs (Hmmm, maybe Dampier 24 minutes PER GAME and 7.5 rebounds isn’t so bad after all) Tayshaun is the best of the bunch, but he could have just as easily been a sixth man had the Pistons drafted Melo and not Milicic the following year. Mohammed’s season is about on par with Damp’s, but he hasn’t even averaged 10 a game for his career (By contrast, Dampier had about 12 PPG in his ‘98 and ‘04 seasons with the Warriors). Even Mash suffered a Penny Hardaway-like decline in his career after 1997.

Are you sure you weren’t watching those guys BEFORE they got drafted?

Not everybody on my list is a superstar, but at least they have their acts together in the pros. Mike Miller might be a softie, but he’s still dangerous from beyond the arc and has the Grizzlies’ franchise record for 3s in one game.

Oh yeah, you only gave me 9 nine to work with, so you lose the bet.

And you’re telling me those guys had better careers than Shag, Nique, and Barkley?

Not in the NBA they haven’t.

Mike Miller is able to take 32 threes a game cos his team stinks, every team he’s on ends up stinking. As far as depth in the league, UK is above and beyond the rest of the SEC currently. There will always be a few standouts from other schools because NBA is different than most. According to your philosophy, MIami is scores better than the Gators in football because there players have been much more succesful in the NFL than Florida’s.

Historically, they do have five national championships in football, three more than we do. Hasn’t their philosophy worked?

Sigh, that’s like saying that LeBron James is a better rebounder than Kobe Bryant because he’s three inches taller. You’re overstating the obvious.

Actually I just wanted you to state that Miami has a better history than FU.

However, UCLA has had more national championships (11 > 7) AND actual NBA successes (Baron Davis, Reggie Miller, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Walt Hazzard, Jordan Farmar etc.) Therefore, UCLA has a better history than KU.

So take that fact and shove it.

I agree, they have a better history than KU, I’m not much of a Kansas fan.

AND a better history than UK.

Meanwhile, Miami’s undoubtedly done better than Furman University.

Udonis Haslem is better than any Kentucky player currently in the league.

I think the one thing Cats fans truly excel in is making excuses.

Anyone who calls Tebow overated is a moron. By the way, I heard that UK’s heralded baseball team got swept by UGA over the weekend. Damn, I guess you suck as EVERY sport now.

Now go back to your big blue balls nation board or wherever you guys talk about the good ole days.

Whoa there, sport. He’s out for the season right now.

Besides, given your Atlanta tendencies, I thought you’d be going for Al Horford.

Granted, he’s not a 20-10 guy…yet.

However, he is in the NBA’s top-12 in rebounding, cleaning more boards than Shaquille O’Neal, Kevin Garnett, Amare Stoudemire, Dirk Nowitski, and Ben Wallace. Not bad for a 6-10 forward-center playing his first year in the league.

Rajon Rondo isn’t even in the top-20 in assists, and he has KG, Ray Allen, AND Paul Pierce, and he already has a year of experience in the league.

Granted, he’s in the top-10 in steals, but those a purely defensive statistic and getting them doesn’t come without the risk of getting into foul trouble.

So who really is the best player for his position? I think it’s a dead heat.

However, in his hopelessly Cat-napped mind, Daniel thinks Rondo should win the MVP award, that Tayshaun Prince should have replaced LeBron James as the East’s starting small forward at the All-Star game, and that Jamal Magloire, if given enough time and opportunity, could single-handedly humiliate Dwight Howard and Pau Gasol into NBA oblivion.

Haslem shoots over 80% from the free throw line. Compare that to this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7P6eil2yds&eurl=http://www.mychillpill.net/2008/03/top-7-worst-free-throw-forms

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Actually, Daniel…

Danny Rolling was from Louisiana…

However, “Vampire” killer Rod Ferrell hails from your commonwealth…

I’m sure your proud of that given that your attempt to make a sick joke out of tragedy…

What a jerk…

I’m sure your Mom is proud…

Daniel,

You’re making light of a tragedy which haunts Gainesville (and all of Florida) to this day. There IS a line here and you crossed it. I deleted your comment.

So, how ’bout the NBA playoffs?

That West sure is in quite a mess.

But I guess poking fun at racism is fine…give me a break

C’Mon, Dan, didn’t we over this the last time I mentioned UK-Texas Western?

Even though Cat fans would probably like to forget the game itself, the got a gift in return with “The Stomp”

Besides, making light of a serial killer who decapitated college students and turned it into a macabre spectacle is very different from making fun of people for the color of their skin. At least those of different skin tones are actually ALIVE regardless of attitudes.

Boy you’re right, no one has ever been killed because of the color of their skin…

There are times when “racial jokes” are funny - Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy have made a fortune off those times. They can be made in a non-offensive and non mean spirited nature, such as “Florida basketball had no chance to win the SEC this season because they often had 4 white guys on the court at the same time.”

Certain topics are never funny. I was a sophomore living on campus in 1990 during the Gainesville murders and unless you were there, you wouldn’t understand.

Since you need a little guidance Daniel, try not to make any jokes about cancer, 9/11, or bombs while in airport security, as those are also never funny.

What’s with the Braves doing the Tomahawk Chop during games? That reminds me of, oh, I don’t know, Fresno State University, Frostburg State University, Fayetteville State University, or maybe even Florida State University.

It’s like the Seminole Nation has a following of its own.

Daniel: sorry, you’re not getting a break on this one, nor should you. We welcome fans of all kinds around here but joking about murdered students ain’t gonna fly. Consider it a “one more strike and you’re out” policy as of now.

Well…

I was going to take my turn at rippin’ Daniel some more, but it looks like you fellas have already done a fine job…

Salute…

To answer your question Vince - the Tomahawk Chop started its annoying moan in Atlanta when Neon Deion was a 2 sport star for the Braves and Falcons in 1989 (possbily even 1990 - I can’t remember exactly). It was, at least in part, to pay homage to Deion’s Semihole roots.

While I have always been a Braves fan, I never took part in the chop - although I do admit buying a wooden tomahawk from one of those plantation looking shops along 75 during the 1991 season. It worked for a while, but couldn’t stop Chili Davis and Bobby Cox from stifiling the Braves WS hopes….

It was supposed to be a joke, Ski. I knew that the Braves borrowed from FSU the entire team. I even know that they use the FSU band music.

I tried to break the tension after Mr. Cool Cat didn’t keep his mouth shut about you-know-who.

Comedians often use that format when they open their stand-up routines.

That’s part of the bad thing about typing; you can’t communicate body language over the Internet.

oh…..comedians are usually funny though. I didn’t get the joke, I just thought that you didn’t know since that was before your time. If you are currently a student, that occurred about the time you were crapping your diapers, right?

A Duke fan and a Kentucky fan walk into a bar. Each is claiming that they are more committed to their teams than the other.

The Duke fan says: “Your mama’s played better than your team has this season.”

The UK fan says in kind: “Your mother would not approve of your bad sportsmanship.”

Then the Dukie says: “Your mama thinks Adolph Rupp’s a dictator.”

Cat fan: “Your mother thinks that the referees should have had the internal fortitude to eject Christian Laettner after the stomp.”

Dukie: “I saw your momma kissing Rick Pitino.”

Cat Fan: “I saw your momma worshipping Coach K.”

Suddenly, a UNC fan walks in and says to the UK fan…

“He said your mama’s ugly.”

It was a purpose-driven comment as I already knew it to be inappropriate. The authors of this blog do not mind when they, or other bloggers, make racial comments about a very dark period in American history, not just in Kentucky, but around the world and yes, even in your dear Florida where I gurantee you there were just as many racists there in the 1960s as in Kentucky. Our state has been especially pointed out for this, because the socially hypocritcal states, such as Florida, like to think they were never like this. So when you bring up those comments, even in humor, you bring up lots of images of racism that your brains are obviously not mature enough to fathom. Basically, you are all hypocrites, at least those who have made the jokes in the past. You can dish it, but you can defintely not take it when the blimish is on the twisted people who lived in your state and on your campus. A guy from a county right beside mine was shot to death by four young black men because he had a Rebel flag hanging from the back, the Rebels, were the mascot of the high school. I can go on, but no use, shame on you for not holding yourselves to the same standards you hold others.

Then you title your next blog headhunter, and you want to give me a lesson in what’s appropriate? Definitely must be that Florida education shining through.

By the way gator hippy, my mom is proud, but do you know who your dad is?

Well, if your purpose was to make an ass out of yourself, then mission accomplished. Otherwise, your stupid comments really had no purpose….much like most everything else that spews from that piehole of yours.

Basketball is over Daniel, meaning there isn’t much use for you around here until next basketball season.

See ya.

Ummmm, you’ve taken potshots at all of us BEFORE you brought up the whole racist thing. If anything, you’ve slandered us more than we’ve slandered you or anybody else.

So don’t go accusing us of racism when you’re doing stuff akin to segregation.

By trying to protect your reputation, you’re only making yourself look worse. Please stop, for your own good.

Slander and racism are two seperate things. Reputation on a blog site is not one of my top 100 concerns. Plus, I wasn’t accusing you of racism, I was saying it’s ok for you to poke fun at racist times that affected many more people(and killed more to) than some nutcase who went chop chop on some coeds. But I guess skeet skeet gator is right, time for me to go. Talking social issues with beach bums is pretty silly, after all, you did elect Jed Bush, and that is worse than anything I can think of. Not to mention 90 percent of your population is illegal immigrants. Here’s hoping your state breaks off into the ocean next year.

It’s Jeb Bush, you fried-chicken loving, horse-race watching basketball fanatic.

LMAO @ Daniel…

You act like we invited you here…

Please allow the door to hit you in the @$$ on the way out…

Like it hit you on the way out of the closet?…I think I’ll stick around now, thanks to Gatorhippy. And you were almost rid of me…too bad viagra doesn’t help your brain to huh, hipster?
In retrospect, I was kind of a jackass on the whole beheading thing, it’s been a long week of open league softball, sorry. But the racism stuff gets old as well, especially when it’s one-sided, like JED Bush’s vote count.

And so you can have something to poke fun at, check out the ap wire, Jasper is thinking of transfering out west due to being homesick.

That’s impossible, Dan…

My closets all have pocket doors…

Just to show how little you know about what you speak, not all the Gainesville murder victims were Florida “coeds.” Manny Taboada was a muscular high school football player from Miami. When he was killed, everyone truly began living in fear. It was a dark tragic time.

Jeb Bush signed the death warrant of Danny Rolling. So at least he has that going for him.

I’ll take Florida’s hard working illegals over your meth lab Kentucky hillbillies any day of the week.

at least we’re documented and habla ingles

Lokks to me like everyone here speaks english, Dan…

Try again…

Yo quiero KFC.

LMAO @ Vinny…

I had forgot about Harland Sanders…

One of the founding fathers of Morbid Obesity…

Too funny…

Hat tip to the great commonwealth of KY over that…

Salute!

The Colonel’s secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices has tortured chickens and fed an evil empire for decades.

Cuz’…Not Everybody Needs a little KFC.

Are you guys making racial jokes with the fried chicken reference? Some viewers here are awfully sensitive to racism you know….

Don’t worry about it, Ski. I’m half Hispanic, so I’m entitled to poke a little fun at myself from time to time.

Yo soy Cuban y Puerto Rican. Me gusta Gatorpilot y KG.

Y no me gusta Daniel. Daniel es muy loco para los Kentucky Wildcats.



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