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Ten Unsung Heroes Going Into This Season

el-greco-holy-trinity.jpgWe all know the Holy Trinity of Florida Football: Urban Meyer, Tim Tebow, Percy Harvin. These three characterize the type of football that has been massively successful since Ron Zook left for another breed of Orange & Blue.

But what of those who have helped Tebow win the Heisman and helped Meyer earn respect in the tough SEC? After all, every successful play has its stars and supporting actors.

With that in mind, it’s time to salute ten noble warriors who could help the Gators garner more hardware for the still-in-progress Gator Room in Gainesville. Please note, these are in no particular order.

10. Steve Spurrier

He might have dumped our program and acted like a jerk, but he still won Florida’s first Heisman and national championship. He also took the program out of the dark ages of NCAA sanctioning.

His antics were cute when he was our coach, but now…

9. The Gator offensive line

They get in here as a collective group. Without a phone booth, Tim Tebow is merely Clark Kent - the shy, unassuming reporter not moving up in the world.

But with his offensive line, #15 transforms into a mighty force of nature, wreaking havoc on any defense in his way. His stiff-arm is the stuff of legends; there is no known counter for that fist of fury.

8. Caleb Sturgis

The next time this guy boots a 50-yard field goal to win the game, be thankful that Florida’s kicking woes are a thing of a past.

7. The Bull Gator Club

Behind every wildly successful college team are its wealthy donors, and these guys are no exception. To join, you’ve gotta write a pretty hefty check.

Oh well, they get their names put on everything as a reward, including The Swamp (Ben Hill Griffin Stadium.) Wherever you are, Charley Pell, thanks for sweet-talking a citrus tycoon so many years ago.

6. Kenny Carter

Thanks to this man, Tebow won’t have to run the ball nearly as often.

After all, a successful offense needs a good running back, or three.

5. Joe Haden

Joe, you may not make the Gator cornerbacks dominant, but you’ll at least make ‘em respectable. We’ll need your athleticism to stop the opponent’s passing. We’re counting on you.

4. General Tebow’s Army of One - 90,000 Strong

You, Florida football fan, help create the home-field advantage that the Swamp is famous for. Your screaming helps mess up opposing audibles, gives Gator cornerbacks sticky fingers, and provides Tim Tebow with the energy to play four quarters in the hot, cavernous coliseum in which he works.

Oh yeah, all that heat and noise is also useful for keeping Venom and Carnage away from Spider-Man. That is, if Peter Parker lived in Gainesville.

3. Brandon James

B.J., without you, Florida’s offense struggles from poor field position.

You might only be 5′6″, but at UF, we don’t measure our heroes by size. If you get the job done, it doesn’t matter if you’re 6′, 5′6″, or even 2 feet tall. Gators are Gators, and that’s the freakin’ truth.

2. Craig Howard

If you didn’t help turn Tebow from linebacker to quarterback and taught him the spread offense, well, things at UF would be a lot different.

Now, you coach at a high school notorious for feeding kids to FSU, and I’m not talking about the powerhouse Fresno State baseball team. Good luck, bud.

1. Dan Mullen

He’s been by Urban Meyer’s side since his starting days as a head coach. He’s designed offensive schemes that earned Bowling Green MAC respectability, made Alex Smith a #1 pick in the NFL draft, turned Chris Leak into a national champion, and delivered a Heisman to a star sophomore.

What more could a head coach ask for? A generous contract extension for the assistant, perhaps?

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Sturgis had some serious accuracy problems at the Orange and Blue game. Kid has a big leg, but power is nothing without control. Florida won the title in ‘06 with 4-13 Chris Hetland, so I don’t think kicking is that big a deal.

Chas Henry’s a better guy to put there because after the few times the offense can’t move, he booms unreturnable punts to assist in the field position game.

The rest of the receiving corps deserves at least the #3 spot. Ask Ohio State about the risks of depending on one phenomenal wideout to carry your entire offense.

Great work here, Vince. It’s high time the o-line gets a little praise. Harvin and Tebow combine for such an amazing plethora of mouth-dropping plays that it’s easy to forget the guys who spring ‘em free time after time. This o-line is gonna be damn, damn good.

I’m not ready to give any props to a freshman kicker, no matter how big his leg, until he proves he can hit the routine 30-yarder 99% of the time and the 40-yarder at 80% or better. Until then he’s just a frosh kicker.

I do think kicking is important. The Gators won it all in ‘06 in spite of Chris Hetland. Some of those games were unbelievably close (Tennessee, FSU) thanks in large part to his kicking woes. There’s no excuse for not signing great kickers at the University of Florida.

Amen to Pilot on the kicking. I don’t need to see 50 yard boomers all season, but let’s get to the point where we can be confident when we are attempting a 32 yarder.

I think Caleb is important just for kick-offs - if he can consistently put it in the end zone we will be winning the field position battle. With the new 35 yard kick-off rule last year the average starting position changed dramatically.

A good kicker may not gain yards on the air or ground, but he can act as a good insurance policy if a good drive doesn’t go all the way.

If Sturgis can be more accurate, it’ll make the Gator offense even scarier. No endzone on that drive? UF can score from the 30, 40, maybe even 50 yard line now.

Yeah, but the ball has to pass between the uprights.

If you don’t think kicking is important, just ask FSU.

They suffered through at least four “Wide Right” games and a “Wide Left” against Miami. And the days of Sebastian Janikowski are long since gone.

At least Gary Cismesia booted a 60-yarder to salvage some respect against us.



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