Tyus Does a Loop-De-Loop Back to UF

Alex Tyus, welcome back. We hardly noticed you were gone, to be honest — maybe that’s because you were hardly gone! Gatorsports.com has the skinny:
“The University of Florida is where I want to be,” Tyus said in a statement released by UF on Tuesday. “I truly feel this is the best place for me to continue to grow and improve and I look forward to this upcoming season.”
Tyus had announced he was transferring on April 17, but apparently changed his mind. In starting all 36 games at center last season, the 6-foot-8 Tyus finished the year as Florida’s second-leading scorer (12.5 ppg) and leading rebounder (6.2).
We’ll be honest, Alex. We’re glad you’re coming back, but the main reason for that is we need you so damn badly that you’re by far our best option. You’re a small (power? maybe) forward playing Center for a team that can’t seem to stop self-destructing thanks to defections, a failure to compete down the stretch, and skinniness.
(Yeah, skinniness. It’s not a real word as far as I know.)
We don’t know exactly why you decided to leave, and then came back. But frankly, we don’t really care. Here’s your locker. No questions asked. Let’s make this the last time we go through this little exercise though, okay?
You come back, you get to play with Vernon Macklin next year. If they gave All-American honors just for how good you can look in a basketball uniform, Macklin would be a first-teamer. Dude’s sculpted. And that should take some heat off of you. When you have to look to Chandler Parsons and Dan Werner for help down low, I understand how the frustration can grow.
But that’s the old ball squad. 2010 begins anew. As a third year F/PF, you have more court experience than Macklin. You’ve been through the ringer, and you say you want to win. That’s great. Here’s your chance. I like the idea of putting Macklin in down low to defend the paint and smash people around. I like the idea of you, Alex, flitting around the basket, making little jumpers, laying it in, and maybe developing a decent 12-foot shot. Hey, Horford and Noah were an amazing duo. They fed off of each other, and drove opponents nuts because they had to pick their poison. Maybe you and Macklin are the next great C-PF/PF-C combo at the University of Florida.
Now, you start talking about getting Nick Calathes back (which is in the ‘definite maybe’ category) and ‘10 hoops is starting to sound pretty good. Maybe not great, although you just never know. But I think I can safely speak for Gator Nation when I say that we’ll take a team that competes for an SEC title and a earns decent berth in the NCAAs. That is what we call “getting back on track.”
Are you back on track, Alex?














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From dict.org:
Skinniness \Skin”ni*ness\, n.
Quality of being skinny. See Parsons, Chandler.
[1913 Webster]
By Scott on 04.29.09 8:23 am
I stand corrected.
By GatorPilot on 04.29.09 9:08 pm
I think it went something like this:
Tyus: “Coach, i’m squandering my talent. I need to be working on my dribble in traffic, my pull up jumper, my outside shot, nobody is going to want me doing post moves in the NBA. I love the team, but I don’t want to lose my gift”
Billy: “Sorry, team first here bud. And it’s Nick’s team, not yours.”
Tyus: “Well, sorry, then I have to do what’s best for me, my family, and my future. Scottie Pippen never would have made the pros playing PF or C.”
Two weeks later . . .
Billy: “Hey, uh, Alex, I was thinking . . . and we won’t make you play post-up anymore. Come back son, and we’ll work on maximizing YOUR potential. There is no reason why we can’t improve the teams potential and your potential. I know you came here because you watched how we used Corey Brewer. I promise we’ll use you the same way.”
Alex: “ok, coach. You know i’m all yours. I love the Gators. I love you guys. I’m so happy I don’t have to leave.”
Nick: “WTF, you mean I don’t dribble the ball up EVERY SINGLE TIME NOW!!!! URGHHHHHH!!!!!”
Billy (to self): “I never thought i’d see a kid be selfish about passing the ball. oh the irony!”
By corey on 04.30.09 3:20 pm
As you say, using the word Center in regards to Tyus is a misnomer. He is a true 3 maybe a small 4.
I think Alex had a chance to calm down and reflect on who will be playing next to him in 2010. With Tyus, Kadji and Vargas flip-flopping between 3 and 4 and Macklin playing a true 5 we should be much more formidable in the front court next season. It should also help that Parsons and Werner will not be expected to play above their abilities for us to win.
I like the player mix and our chances next season. Calathes (maybe), Boynton, Walker and Shipman seem to be a good group at 1 and 2.
By 1974gator on 04.30.09 5:59 pm
I like it as well, we now have all the pieces we had in 05-06. I think Kadji is an extremely promising player. I would honestly prefer a true point like we had in Lucas to Calathes. I think Calathes would be great if he just calmed down and stopped trying to be Magic Johnson or Pistol Pete. He could be Toni Kukoc if works at it . . .
By corey on 05.01.09 2:21 pm
John Wall could be the point we are looking for!
By 1974gator on 05.02.09 11:46 am
Sorry - John Wall is OURS now! muhuuhahahaha! ;)
By kentuckyfan on 05.21.09 9:53 am
Wall is the man!
By Cat Fan on 05.24.09 12:44 pm
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